Sick of being sick...

I have no idea how I could possibly have gotten a cold during the summer, but somehow I did. It hit me really hard too. So, I have been stuck in bed for almost the past 2 days. I have watched more crappy television programing than I could possibly ever stand. At least it gave me an opportunity to read more of The Da Vinci Code. I am almost done with it... usually I would have it finished by now, but I can't seem to concentrate on anything for long periods of time lately. Anyway, I am feeling a lot better today, so I think I am going to go against my mom's advice and go out and do something. I want to be productive! Besides, it is a beautiful day. No sense in wasting it sitting inside and wondering how Jerry Springer can still have a TV show after this many years.

BTW - Here is an awesome joke that my friend sent me in my e-mail the other day:

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me & provided this beautiful
garden & all of these wonderful animals, as well as
that hilarious comedic snake...but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall
create a MAN for you."

"Man? What is that lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,
cheat & be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard
time. But he'll be bigger, faster & will like to hunt
& kill things.

I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy
your physical needs. He will be witless & will revel
in childish things like fighting & kicking a ball
about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also
need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised
eyebrows, "but what's the catch lord?"

"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that lord?"

As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant & self
admiring..... So you'll have to let him believe that I
made him first. And it will have to be our little
Secret........ You know, woman to woman
(*smile*)